Opt for something a little adventurous this Raksha Bandhan with a few of these spine-tingling jokes. Use them on your siblings and friends and watch the comedy unfold with the Rakhi humor.

Rakhi Jokes

The significance of 'Raksha Bandhan' is a lot more profound when compared to any other Indian festival. Raksha Bandhan is a time of merriment, blessings, harmony and is the perfect expression of immaculate love and bond between siblings. In modern scenario, Raksha Bandhan is also an escape and an excuse for spending priceless time with family, and having oodles of fun. As a festival that holds prime emotional significance, Raksha Bandhan can also be made exciting and light-hearted with gifts, delicious food and jokes! This year on Raksha Bandhan, don your best, witty character and share the joy and happiness synonymous with the festival, with a few entertaining jokes. You will be surprised with the rejoinder and you will also be responsible in getting your family and friends into bursts of giggles making the mood a joyful one. Read on to know how you can contribute to the gaiety, and make this year's Raksha Bandhan a more unforgettable experience.

Rakhi Jokes In Hindi
  • Aati Thi Jaathi Thi,Hansti Thi, hansati thi
    Bhagti Thi, Bhagaati Thi
    Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
    Par aaj pata chala ki, voh mujhe Rakhi bandhna chahti thi!
  • Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur Kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag lijiye. Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
  • Kya bataoon yaro, meri kismet ki kahani. Kuch is tarha likhi gayi,
    Jin hathon se gulab dena chahta tha,
    Uni hathon mein voh Rakhi bandhkar chali gayi!
  • Yu To hai hum Brahmchari
    Per ladki dikhi to aankh mari
    Pat gai to hamari varna,
    Rakhi ki hai taiyaari
  • Payal chhankati ayee thi,
    Payal chhankati chali gayee
    Main sindoor leke khada tha,
    Mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee!
  • Meri khushi ka andaaza
    Lagana mushkil tha
    Par iske aage Jo hua
    Woh batana bhi mushkil tha!
  • Usne hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
    Humne uski doli saja rakhi thi,
    Hume pata tha voh bewafa nikalegi,
    Isliye humne usaki behen bhi pata rakhi thi.
Rakhi Jokes In English
  • "Yes I Love You. You Are So Cute, Smart.
    My Mother Also Likes You Very Much.
    My Father Is Ready To Take Up Our Relationship Seriously.
    So Please Don’t Say No To My Proposal.
    Accept Me As Your Dearest,
    Loveliest Younger Sister.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother!"
With a collection of these jokes, you are sure to get your family and friends into peals of laughter. After all, it is the time of good cheer and love. Who can resist a good joke? All you have to do is select the right time, a set of healthy jokes and you are all ready to take the Rakhi celebrations to the next level!